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Cacti in bloom,…..lovely sentiments

June 4, 2010

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DEFINITIONS

May 31, 2010


CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:

It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either


CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present


COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece


TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!


CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on


ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before


CLASSIC:

A book
which people praise,
but never read


SMILE:

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!


OFFICE:

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life


EXPERIENCE:

The name
men give
to their
Mistakes


DIPLOMAT:

A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip


OPTIMIST:

A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"


MISER:

A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!


FATHER:

A banker
provided by
nature


BOSS:

Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early


POLITICIAN:

One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later


DOCTOR:

A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

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you must watch it…

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